"Could you take care of this layout Quickfast?"
"You know it will be a representation of the possibilities, a like digital thingy"
"Need it right now but I can buy you an hour or so to give you enough time to plunk it in"
(shortly after telling me exactly what the creative will look like as per, there's another one, the client's request the account team asks "What are your thoughts?")
Internal Me:
"Then what the F&@k am I doing here... Just do it in Word..."
Professional Me:
"I think it sounds great!"