Unless you have had your head stuck up the ass of an Arctic Giraffe, explanation to come another time, or still Gaga over g20 (note lowercase "g" enforces useless mention and uppercase "G" for useless musician) you are aware someone has jacked up the heat in an attempt to smoke us out.
It seems that oppressive heat provided by the sun has an effect on humans causing them to meander in and out of a somewhat altered state when the temperature rises.
Cars drive slower, curbs feel higher, people walk through you with a long shallow stride that seems to wreak of "jeeeezus its to hot to even acknowledge anyone else's existence", and for some reason the amount of public cursing increases...
Now I know someone out there is comparing the last statement to that of the 2007 Ice cream purchases vs. murder rates, but the simple fact is, when it gets above 30 degrees pre humidex, which sounds made up to me, it's fuckin' hot!!
(a little background for this installment....I don't have AC, live on the top floor of a house and even with a fan on high I still feel like a rotisserie chicken in the window of Coco Rico's on St.Laurent. Yes, google map Coco Rico's Montreal and be sure to place the little yellow guy staring right in the window, I'm the third chicken from the left..)
